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On Word of My Master

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Sleep and All Its Motives- Chapter 6- by ~SquirrellyThief

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Rumors“Did you know there’s a rumor circulating about us?” Dwahvel said through her smirk as she pulled the plate of biscuits to her side of the table and out of the assassin’s reach. She chuckled when he absently reached for one; still looking at the contract laid out on his lap, and only touched polished oak. He looked up at her, annoyed expression obvious. “Now that I have your attention, have you heard?”
He eyed the platter that lay before her, shielded on three sides by her folded arms and the way she protectively leaned over the table. “Heard what?” he asked.
“The rumor circulating about us in the guild,” she repeated, watching the gears turn in the human’s head as he contemplated tactics. She knew he was being exaggeratedly obvious, but she didn’t care. It amused her.
He turned to face her more fully, setting the contract gingerly aside as he did so. “What manner of rumor is it?”
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Misadventures in Chemistry

by ~SquirrellyThief, 1 week, 2 days ago
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Well, okay.

Life's been a little
-haha
no.
Life's been VERY stressful this last week and a half. Attempted to take Chem 2 and Medical Terminology over the summer and the stress was so intense it made me physically ill and I had to drop chem.

Like: Fatigue, insomnia, dizziness, headaches, stomach pain kind of ill. Every time I got to sit and watch my teacher stumble over his own notes because he CANT TEACH FOR BEANS, I felt like someone stabbed me in the gut. My kingdom for a decent Chem professor I swear to fucking god.

ANYWAY, not that anyone cares, but me dropping this class means my workload has been cut down to a quarter, and I can work on Moonlight Over the Forest, Sleep and All Its Motives, and ART, and all sorts of other stuff I can post here.

Silver linings I suppose.

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Nik

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I live in Florida.
I like to doodle and occasionally paint.

and I am in desperate need of a life, and friends I talk to more than once on a weekly basis. God I'm such a hermit.

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MP3 player of choice: Zune
Is also: ALWAYS ON THE INTERNET

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~immasweetslovinggirl Mar 6, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

Heeeeeyyy~ I-I did it~ I finished chapter 2~ of our stupid Halloween story~ Here it is~

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~SquirrellyThief Mar 6, 2013

Woo! *cheers*
~~as soon as I get through my commentaries I will read it. Sassy actors have taken control of my life at the moment~~

~immasweetslovinggirl Dec 20, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

You know that Halloween story I'm working on for you? Yea stupid ideas started popping up in my head...Um I'm going to need your help with this if you don't mind helping out with this exceedingly ridiculous story

Stupid Idea list goes as follows:

--Enteri gets stuck as a girl for a week while Jarlaxle turned back to normal on the due time

--Enteri starts having "problems" with girl stuff and Jarlaxle has to put him in a cage to stop him from going on a rampage

--Incorporate a picture where Enteri dressed like that girl Disney character from the Hunchback of Notre Dame

--JarlaxlexEnteri happen and I NEVER do stuff like that because I hate boyxboy

-- work on a crack filled fan-fiction for my original series that will never be uploaded

...I need some help get back to me as soon as possible

~SquirrellyThief Dec 20, 2012

Okay, let's see...

-Spell lasts longer than intended for Artemis, but not Jarlaxle: cue Entreri-Rage.

-Artemis tries to deal with the problem as best he can, essentially cross dressing as a man.

-Hilarious bout of abdominal cramps and back pain that leads to a super embarrassing realization that these two men were NOT PREPARED for every contingency.

-Artemis stays in bed at an inn all day, refusing to go out into a hostile public while "wounded" (Cue jokes from Jarlaxle.

-While hiding, Artemis turns back, he tries to find his regular equipment, only to see that it's been replaced with that one dress.

-Cue drunken flirting from Jarlaxle in the hallway outside of the room (whilst simultaneously trying to convince Artemis to wear the outfit and refusing to give his stuff back until he does so.)

That's the best way I think to incorporate ALL of those ideas.